Sneaky Little Man

Walking through the park

I saw a sneaky little man

With his sneaky little camera

And his sneaky stocking cap

Standing motionless

Remaining anonymous

Trying to be invisible

But I saw him -

I always see them -

So I stood and waited

For him to take his shots

I took time to clear my nose

Some gross repulsive snots

With that noise he noticed me

And motioning politely

Suggested that I might pass

But I didn't budge

I thought, "No way, dick!

As soon as I pass

You'll take a click

And I'm not in the mood

To play that game

Today or any day"

Determined to stay

I stood my ground

Until he got mad

And stomped away

I shook my head and mused

“There must be a full moon today!”