Saturday, July 11, 2026
English Verbs
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Crossings
Monday, December 29, 2025
Why I Quit Drinking
Monday, February 3, 2025
Lies
The pat exaggerations
That shape the way we live
The blame and accusations
We’re oft prepared to give
Convenient excuses
We store on private shelves
The most corrosive lies
Are the ones we tell ourselves
Monday, December 23, 2024
I Long For Free Time
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
The Cage
Locked in a cage
Of my own making
The stress that I have piled upon myself
A warehouse
Of aggressive expectations
Feeling all the more tense
And urgent
As I sense
That time is running short
I have the key
To unlock the door
To free myself
But have I the awareness
To use it?
Thursday, August 22, 2024
The Moment
Before I die
I want to be your lover
To celebrate for real
What we feel
For each other
To kiss your warm skin
As I hold you
Night and day
And treasure
The miracle of love
Before our moment
Slips away
Saturday, January 6, 2024
Dream of the Fantastic
I dream of the fantastic
Like biodegradable plastic
And underwear elastic
That never stretches out
I dream of the incredible
Like healthful food that’s edible
Or sunscreen that’s so spreadable
You’ll never miss a spot
I dream of the impossible
The outlandish and implausible
The unlikely, the improbable
The confounding and unfathomable
I dream each day of the absurd
Of soaring music yet unheard
And I’ll continue undeterred
To chase these dreams through deed and word
Friday, January 5, 2024
Discombobulate to Educate
Some discombobulation
With a measure of frustration
Is the price we pay
Along the way
For effective education
Thursday, December 21, 2023
Letter To Santa
Wednesday, November 15, 2023
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
Halloween Limerick
At the pub late one Halloween
The barmaid had started to clean
As she bent toward the kegs
She spread her fine legs
And her treats were unveiled to be seen
(It’s so hard to keep a limerick clean)
PS. A friend challenged me to use “Halloween” in a limerick. Thanks to Ken for the inspiration!
Thursday, October 19, 2023
Who Pays The Price
Who pays the price
The heaviest price
When the bombs fall
And the rockets fly?
The children
The old
The sick and the poor
The mothers
The sisters
The man at the store
Those who did nothing
To bring on a war
Those who can’t fight
And can’t get away
Those are the ones who pay
They pay with their limbs
They pay with their eyes
They suffer all night
And pay with their lives
It’s always the same
Time after time
The innocents pay the price
Friday, October 13, 2023
No Trace
The Earth
Will be here
Long after humans
Disappear
Buildings will crumble
Records will fade
No trace will be left
In a million years
The Integer Nine
Let’s contemplate
The Integer Nine
The first Odd Number
That’s not a Prime
This highest digit
Isn’t prime, you see,
Because it factors
To three times three
Sunday, October 8, 2023
Fun With Bad Poetry
Fun With Bad Poetry
You look more yummy than lunch
That’s why I love you a bunch
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I’ve done some stupid things
It’s true
But the stupidest thing I did
Was you
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I remember the softness
In your voice
When you said,
“Please stay! Let’s do it again.”
I was happy to be there
In your warm arms
Until the door opened
And your husband walked in
Saturday, July 1, 2023
Legacy
Boris Johnson
F**ked the UK
Donald Trump
F**ked the USA
The legacy
Of their treachery
Will cause trouble
For a century
And Vlad
Is glad
That he had
A hand
In electing
These two cads
Friday, December 2, 2022
Fight To Win
If you want to be a Winner
Gotta fight for every inch
Might as well be a Sinner
And a Brawler in the Clinch
You’ll need to push past
The mighty limits of Hell
‘Cause the hardest fight to Win
Is the one against Yourself
Thursday, December 1, 2022
Seventeen Words From The Heart
If you love someone
When you embrace
Hold them as though
You’re going to lose them
Tomorrow
Trust in a World of Exaggeration
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