Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Halloween Limerick

At the pub late one Halloween

The barmaid had started to clean

As she bent toward the kegs

She spread her fine legs

And her treats were unveiled to be seen

(It’s so hard to keep a limerick clean)


PS. A friend challenged me to use “Halloween” in a limerick. Thanks to Ken for the inspiration!



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