Monday, February 24, 2020

If Re-Elected

If Mr. Trump is re-elected:


Social Security will be abolished. (I hope that you weren’t counting on collecting your benefits.)


The minimum wage will be repealed. (How does working for a dollar an hour sound?)


The Supreme Court will support every decision the president makes, even if he decides to cancel elections for “security reasons.”


The national debt will double, and your taxes will be raised to pay the interest.


Pollution will return to 1960s levels. (Because who doesn’t want to go back to the Love Canal?)


NATO will be disbanded. (Because European wars were so popular in the last century.)


American soldiers will continue to fight endless wars for oil and gas reserves.


The people who understand how things really work will be fired. People who recite party propaganda will be hired.


Climate destruction will be irreversible (which may not matter to you, but it will be hell on your grandchildren).



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