Thursday, February 13, 2020

Number Two

The men’s restroom on my floor of the office building has seven sinks, six urinals, and a row of six stalls. I have tried all of the stalls, and I’ve noticed that the second one has the strongest flush. Now, I always try to go to number two for number two.




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