Random Thoughts - 20200707
Morning is an obscene concept. It should be banished from the calendar.
Sarcasm is an expression of disappointment that’s more gentle than what the person really wanted to say to you.
Those seeking stability invest in relationships. Those seeking adventure speculate in futures and options.
Every child understands that there’s a Big Half and a Little Half. It’s fascinating to watch adults struggle with this rudimentary concept.
Please don’t call me ‘smarty pants’. My shirt is sensitive and easily offended.
You might be a sex fiend if you read “you might be a sex fiend” and thought “uh oh... Is this about me?”
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