Sunday, March 1, 2015

Unified Theory of Mammals

Someone should develop a Unified Theory of Mammals to explain the human tendency to take on the behavior of other species - 

 - the pig
- the goat
- the sloth
- the rat
- the chimp
- the dog (including the bitch)
- the monkey
- the gorilla
- the fox
- the lion
- the tiger
- the wolf
- the badger
- the lemming
- the shrew
- the skunk
- the squirrel
- the sheep
- and of course, the oft-mentioned deer in the headlights.

 I'll give the author extra credit if he or she can explain how homo sapiens produces such massive volumes of bullshit.




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