Saturday, March 14, 2015

Last Time I Compliment An Airline Pilot

Me: "Nice flight! Great landing!"

Airline Captain: "Whoa! First time flyer! Great!"

My brain: "Thanks a lot, douche bag! By the way, did I mention that you're short, fat, ugly, and probably don't have a whole lot going on in your pants?"




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