"Ooh, that shirt would go with your brown pants!" your lady exclaims as you pass through the men's clothing section.
She's trying earnestly to help - she really is - but it's clear that she doesn't understand the fundamentals of male fashion.
Let me try to explain this, ladies. It's very simple. There is only one thing that I could wear that wouldn't match my brown pants - and that's another pair of pants.
As long as I don't try to wear two pairs of pants at the same time, anything else that I wear will match my brown pants just fine.
I can wear an orange Syracuse jersey, a green Notre Dame scarf, my black and gold Steelers hat, blue New York Giants socks, a tan belt, and a pair of purple and silver running shoes, and everything will match my brown pants perfectly.
Ladies, we know that you're just trying to be helpful. But when it comes to male fashion, we have everything under control.
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