Weird Bike Encounters

During my run this evening, which was amazing - I ran fast and had a lot of energy - I suddenly found myself surrounded by a pack of passing bicyclists. There must have been twenty-five or thirty of them racing past in a tight formation on rugged-looking mountain bikes. No lights, no helmets, and it was getting dark.

A taxi stood motionless waiting for them to pass. I moved in close to the taxi so the cyclists wouldn't run into me.

As one of the bikes passed, the rider, a young fellow, reached out, tapped my chest gently, and yelled "NIPPLES!"

Two seconds later, the pack had moved on and I started running again.

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