Friday, August 1, 2014

Creative Panhandling

If I were a panhandler I would approach the task creatively. Instead of asking for change for a dollar, I would ask people if they had change for forty-seven cents. Let them figure THAT one out! They'd probably give me a quarter just so they wouldn't have to do the math.

Or maybe I would postulate that beer money is more cost effective than rehab. Let them run their own risk to benefits analysis if they don't believe me. Hey! Just because I'm the one who's asking for what amounts to a grant doesn't mean that I should be responsible for compiling all of the research.


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