Sunday, April 27, 2014

Dating a German Woman by the Numbers

Eins sharing my advice on how to date a German woman.

 Get her to zwei some wine. Sweet or drei, it doesn't matter.

 The wine will calm her vier so she can have some fünf.

 She'll be more open to the idea of having sechs.

 Once you get her into bed, make her feel as though she's in sieben.

 "Acht!" she'll cry out. "I want you to be neun!"

 After a few in-zehn dates like this, you may find yourself falling for this cute little elf.

 But to prevent a zwölf from trying to steal her away, always leave her zwanzig more sechs. 

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