Hot Lunch

To put a Viagra in the preacher’s lunch

Was perhaps not a nice thing to do

But Mabel was lonely and determined

Therefore, she slipped him two

She prayed for forgiveness in advance

For this was a sin, she knew,

But the Lord helps those who help themselves

And this might help that preacher, too

She put on a dress with a low neckline

Nice shoes and her favorite perfume

The preacher remarked that she looked divine

As fresh flowers scented the room

She listened to every word that he said

Let her eyes and her warm smile flirt

The preacher said later that he enjoyed the lunch

But he fell in love with dessert