Campaign Slogans Designed To Fire Up The Republican Base
2002 - Iraq has weapons of mass destruction! (They didn’t.)
2004 - Vote Republican or terrorists will attack again! (Republicans were in charge when terrorists attacked last time.)
2006 - Don’t let gays get married! (Ignorance is bliss.)
2008 - A community organizer isn’t qualified! (Why? Because he’s Black?)
2010 - Cut government spending! (The Black Guy spent too much while pulling us out of Bush’s banking crisis.)
2012 - Make him a one-term president. (Why? You don’t like healthcare?)
2014 - Ebola is coming to get you! (It didn’t.)
2016 - Immigrants are coming to hurt you! Build a wall! (Used to justify atrocities at the border.)
2018 - MS13 is coming to get you. (They’re still around, but Republicans don’t talk about them anymore.
2020 - Covid restrictions are bad for business! (700,000 dead people don’t buy products.)
Boys in the girls’ bathroom! (Not a widespread problem.)
Angry Black People are coming to your suburbs! (Settle down, Beavis!)
2021 - Election integrity! Critical race theory! (Ban books and bring back Jim Crow!)
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