Don’t be afraid of Covid-19! Don’t let it interrupt your life!
If you start feeling short of breath, or if you come down with a high fever, don’t panic! Call your personal physician. Have him send your private helicopter to take you to your dedicated floor at the hospital where a team of doctors will take care of you and only you around the clock, giving you experimental medicines to which no one else has access.
While you’re receiving treatment, have some of your employees stop by to take you on a joy ride around the hospital. Don’t worry about them getting sick. Who knows? They might not! It will be fun to wave at any friends who happen to be waiting for you on the sidewalk.
Before your treatment is completed, insist that you be released, because who wants to be stuck on a private floor of a well-staffed hospital when you could be infecting people back at your home or office? Have your helicopter pilot fly you back to your place. He won’t mind quarantining for fourteen days. He’s a busy guy; he probably doesn’t spend much time with his family anyway.
“But wait!” you’re saying. “This sounds expensive!” Well, you’ll be delighted to know how affordable it really is. If you pay a minimum of $750 in taxes each year, you may already qualify!
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