Dating In College

College is such a wonderful time for dating! I often reminisce about the fun that I had.

I dated a Political Science major. We argued a lot.

I went out with an Education major. She taught me a thing or two.

For a while, I dated a Psychology major. She often asked me about my parents.

I dated an English major. She was always reading. Literally.

I had a brief affair with a Math major. Fortunately, she was discrete.

I dated a History major, but that’s all in the past.

I thought about dating a Philosophy major, but logic dictated otherwise.

I went on one date with a Chemistry major; we had none.

I had a brief fling with a French major. She was a great kisser!

I dated someone who studied Old English. I couldn’t understand a word that she said.

I once hit on a freaky Computer Engineer; she wanted to know my RAM capacity. I told her that I had a big hard drive, but I didn’t want any bytes.

I had disaster date with a Music major. I thought that we were getting into a groove, but she claimed that I lacked feeling, that I was tone deaf and a beat off.

I went to dinner one evening with a Tax Accountant. She made me pay. I had too many deductions.

I regret that I didn’t date her friend, the Finance major. I could tell that she had interest.

I went on one date with a Marketing major, but she wasn’t what she made herself out to be.

For excitement, I once dated a Drama major. It didn’t end well.

I went out with a Dance major, too, but she left me for a guy with more experience.

I tried to go out with a woman in pre-Law, but negotiations broke down. I never got to submit my briefs.

I went out with a shapely Engineer one semester. She was very proud of her measurements.

I once dated a girl with a double major in Religion and Agriculture. Holy cow!

I went on a date with an Architecture major, but we had no foundation.

I met a cute Med student at the bar one night. She gave me a shot.

I had lunch with a Culinary student once. We went out for a burger.

My date with a Liberal Arts major went badly when I had to ask her what it meant.

I dated an Aviation major, but we had to break it off. Too many ups and downs.

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