Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Random Thoughts - 20191029

Random Thoughts - 20191029


Jet lag bothers me less and less as I get older. It may be the only advantage of getting older.


Resist brainwashing. Cultivate a dirty mind.


When you negotiate for sex, drive a hard bargain or get stiffed.


I see no reason why French fries don’t qualify as a salad.


Going postal solves nothing. It only increases the price of stamps.


When there’s nothing left to do, do something else.



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