What is going on today? I was sitting in the bathroom quietly doing what I needed to do when some guy came into the stall beside me, sat down, and immediately started blasting explosive bursts of diarrhea. Simultaneously - I am not kidding! - some guy a few stalls to the right started blasting his own colon-cleansing explosions. I was getting it in stereo!
I finished my business quickly and got out of there before any evil spirits could catch me.
On a lighter note, when I stepped outside to make a phone call, I saw a young man walk out of the lobby of my office building wearing a Buzz Lightyear costume that looked like it was designed for a ten-year-old.
What a crazy Halloween!
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