On This Cinco De Mayo

Yes, it’s Cinco de Mayo 

And there’s no need to be shy-o 

Be the one 

Who has the fun 

That others want to try-o 

Dress up and put on perfume 

The one that smells like flowers 

Put on a dress 

That hints at sex 

And we can dance for hours 

Do something wholly unholy 

With a bowl of guacamole 

Add tequila if you’re lonely 

Lick the spoon and you can phone me 

I’ll pick up eighteen roses 

Just before the florist closes 

We can smile and take some selfies 

As we strike romantic poses 

We’ll play silly games 

Where I call you sexy names 

And try to get you laughing 

While you’re driving me insane 

We’ll down some more tequila 

From that very fancy bottle 

I’ll give you tiny besos 

De arriba a abajo 

Away from all the gente 

When you’re feeling caliente 

You’ll share your lovely lolas 

‘Cause you’re not so inocente 

We’ll run a sexy relay 

To the camera da letto 

I’ll hold you tight 

And dim the light 

And make the room oscuro 

We’ll take off your vestido 

And I’ll give you an abrazo 

Caress your sexy cuerpo 

And rock you till we’re loco 

So, humor me, Amigos 

Spend some time conmigo 

If you think this tale is silly 

Outrageous, willy-nilly

 

Or if you think it’s naughty 

Scandalous and bawdy 

Just think about the value  

Of being truly happy 

La vida’s short and tragic 

We all need each other’s magic 

We all crave sweet adventures 

And dreams of love fantastic 

So, on this Cinco de Mayo 

From mi corazon viejo 

I wish you Buena Suerte 

‘Cause Forever lasts La Muerte 

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