Friday, August 24, 2018

Vegan Millennial Sanders Supporters

A vegan, a millennial, and a Bernie Sanders supporter walk into a bar. The BEST course of action is to ...

A. Leave without paying the tab. 

B. Drink so much that you won’t remember any of their self-righteous bullshit. 

C. Burn down the bar. 

D. Pray for a massive invasion by hostile, cavity-probing aliens. 

E. All of the above.


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