Monday, June 25, 2018

New York Minute 89 - My First Thought

On my way to pick up my morning coffee, I saw a guy in a jaywalking slowly across a busy, two-way street while wearing a neck brace. A white van nearly hit him. 

My first thought: He’s trying to get a payout from an injury lawsuit or a fraudulent insurance claim.

When I arrived at the coffee shop, I noticed a young woman sitting at a table in a red top with large oval holes cut out of the shoulders. She was shivering and holding her arms against her body and thighs in an effort to keep warm. 

My first thought: If your stupid shirt didn’t have holes in it, maybe you wouldn’t be cold right now.


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