Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina

Ah! Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina make such a cute couple, don't they? They're perfect for each other, so perfect that I'd actually like to watch them sixty-nine each other - for about 43 seconds with a barf bag in hand, purely for the comedic value.

Then, after washing up with river water from Flint Michigan, this fine example of "strange bedfellows" can depart from whatever fleabag hotel their campaign can still afford, ride off into the sunset and disappear forever and ever and ever. Or just move to North Korea, where they would fit in.

Good luck, Ted and Carly! May your adventures be enjoyable and mercifully short-lived. And please don't ever run for President again, either of you. Every time I look at those faces or hear the words that come out of your mouths, my stomach dies a little bit.

Copyright © 2016 Daniel R. South 

All Rights Reserved