The Perfect Airline Seat Mate
The perfect person to sit next to you on an airplane is female, slender, quiet (not chatty), and odor-free.
People On Airplanes Whom We Are Allowed To Dislike
- People who use the overhead bins inefficiently, i.e. reducing the space that's available for other passengers who board the plane after them
- People who block the aisle for unreasonable amounts of time while stowing their carry-on baggage
- People who delay the departure of the flight by insisting that the oversized bag qualifies as carry-on luggage
- People who read while using that bright reading light during the "dark" portion of an overnight flight
- Surly or condescending flight attendants
- People who throw their trash on the floor
- People who make a mess of the bathrooms
- People for whom cooperating with others and/or following instructions is inherently foreign
Copyright © 2014 Daniel R. South
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