Saturday, September 7, 2013

A Brief History Of Sex

1930's - There's a war and a depression going on, and they took our alcohol away. But we still have sex.

 1940's - The war is over! Let's celebrate with sex!

 1950's - It's not nice to have sex, and make sure that you don't ENJOY it.

 1960's - Wow! I can have sex with just about anyone!

 1970's - Wow! I've had sex with just about everyone!

 1980's - Holy shit! I'm glad I didn't have sex with someone who had AIDS.

 1990's - Take this pill. It will help you have better sex.

 2000's - Do yoga. It will help you have better sex.

 2010's - Oh no! Everyone I've had sex with is on Facebook!

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