Saturday, September 7, 2013

Running Against Traffic

I was running south on one of New York's avenues today enjoying the sunshine on a 7.5 mile run. A guy on a bike passes me and shouts: "You're going against traffic, asshole!"

 I make a quick U-turn, caught up to the guy at his cycling speed, and said. "I'm a pedestrian. I am required BY LAW to run facing the traffic."

 He turned and shouted, "You're going against traffic, asshole!"

 There's an old saying: God must love stupid people, because he sure made a lot of them.

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