Holiday Humor - 2025
What did the grumpy pine tree say when he was planted next to a maple tree?
Leaf me alone!
What did the pine tree say when the bigger pine trees teased him?
Stop needling me!
How does a wreath say goodbye to his wreath friends?
See you around!
Rudolph read Santa's mail. This made Santa angry. What did he say?
Stop being so nosy!
What do you call the friend who insists that you sing Christmas songs together?
Carol.
What do you call the friend who insists on decorating early?
Holly.
Why does Santa prefer milk and cookies?
Because eggnog and fruitcake taste terrible.
How did the dog try to alert his family that Santa Claus had arrived?
Roof! Roof!
Why does Santa come down the chimney?
To get past the doorman.
Who is in charge of decorating the Christmas tree?
The branch manager.
Why didn't Scrooge ever see the spirits again?
They ghosted him.
Why is the Grinch green?
He ate the fruitcake.
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