A Phone Call from a Relative

My sister scared the stuffing out of me today when I saw her name pop up on my phone. Typically, I never receive calls from family members unless something terrible has happened. My first thought was, "Oh, no! Who died?"

I couldn't hear her when I answered, so I called right back. She answered laughing: "I KNEW that you would call me back!"

"What happened?" I asked desperately.

"Oh, nothing - I dialed you by accident."

"I was in a panic. Usually, nobody calls unless someone dies."

"Nope. No one died."

Now, I need a drink.