Wednesday, September 7, 2016

New York Minute 36 - Asshole In A Fancy Car

A guy jumps out of his $170,000 mid-engine Audi sports car while stopped at a red light and starts cursing at the driver of a cab that's directly behind him. 

 "Hey, you f-ing a-hole! That's why you're just a f-ing cab driver, because you're an f-ing idiot! You made me miss the light."

 As the irate driver, a forty-something guy with long, dark hair and a scruffy beard, stomped back over to his precious German toy, a thought came to mind.

 How small is THAT penis?



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