Thursday, January 21, 2016

Gym Membership

I look in the mirror and think, "Damn! I should join a gym!"

Then I realize that no one wants to see the body of a guy my age even if it is in great shape. So, I guess that I'm better off staying home and saving what a gym membership would cost.


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