Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Eat Bacon Before Flying

I always eat bacon before flying. I'll have a hearty breakfast of bacon and pancakes, or I'll have a BLT or a Club Sandwich at the airport. If the plane goes down, I can take comfort in the fact that I didn't waste my last meal by eating something healthful.










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