Wednesday, November 18, 2015

How To Feel Safe

How to feel safe:

1. Stock up on guns and ammo (even though guns kill tens of thousands of people per year, both accidentally and on purpose, and they make your home less safe than it would be if you didn't own one).

2. Ban refugees (who haven't hurt anyone and who wouldn't be refugees if they actually liked to kill people - they could just join ISIS instead).

That ought to work!


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