Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Future Innovations from Apple

Maybe next year Apple will develop iUnderwear complete with intelligent sensors that can determine when it needs to be changed. You'll always have a fresh pair when you need it, and you'll never have to worry about ending up in the hospital unprepared. 

And just one more thing... iUnderwear will automatically order a larger replacement set when it detects that you've gained too much weight for your current size. 


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