Sunday, June 29, 2014

Soccer Pansies

I've always found soccer to be a rather dull sport. But the shameless theatrics by grown men pretending to be injured in order to gain the favor of the referees, that's just pathetically unmanly. 

I've been kicked harder on a dance floor. And I wasn't wearing shin guards. Guess what? I kept dancing. Shut up and play football, you overpaid pansies!

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