An Old Song Updated for the Social Media Generation

To all the girls I've loved before
Exquisite ladies I adore
I want you to be always sure
You're in my thoughts for evermore

To all the girls I've loved before
You might have gained a little weight
It could be something that you ate
Like ice cream that was shipped by freight

To all the girls I've loved before
I'm glad we did it when you were hot
Your Facebook picture says you're not
It scares me, and I mean a lot

To all the girls I've loved before
I hope I haven't made you cry
You're probably in better shape than I
Except for the cellulite on your thigh

To all the girls I've loved before
I partied with too many kegs
And ate too many scrambled eggs
There's no circulation in my legs

To all the girls I've loved before
I'm giving all my heart to you
And so that you know I'm true
My arteries are clogged with goo

To all the girls I've loved before

You might send an old pic to me

I've no longer the memory

To fantasize about the way you used to be

To all the girls I've loved before

I hope that you've enjoyed song

And if I said to much that's wrong

Un-friend my ass and say "So long!"

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