True story: I receive a lot of fundraising texts and emails from Democratic politicians. I have contributed to candidates in past elections, and the party loves to come back to ask for more money.
One day, a Republican fundraising organization must have accessed the wrong list, because I received a text message from “Ted Cruz.”
Ted (we’re on a first name basis now that we’re texting) was expressing his typical outrage over some bad thing that the Democrats were doing. “They have to be stopped!” the senator insisted. “Make a contribution.”
Normally, I delete these fundraising messages immediately, but I decided to have a little fun.
I sent a three-word response, quoting a nickname coined by certain former president: “Lying Ted Cruz!”
I have never received another fundraising request from Republicans.
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