Monday, March 20, 2023

More Jokes - March 2023

I once dated a yoga instructor with anger issues. She introduced me to tantrum sex.


A boat full of pigs was taking on water. It was all hams on deck.


I used to believe in the merit system, i.e. if you work hard and do a good job, you’ll be rewarded accordingly. Now, I believe in the ferret system. The people who get to the top are weasels.



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