Friday, January 6, 2023

Random Thoughts - 20230106

Random Thoughts - 20230106


If you had the ability to go back in time, did you?


I emailed a joke to my friend with no sense of humor. He didn’t get it.


My Jell-O tastes better. I stir it for ELEVEN minutes.


I find it improbable that people can fall in love online. A person might seem fascinating when you chat with them, and they might look dashing in the photos that they share, but one day you’ll meet them face to face. Will your first impressions hold up when you discover that they smell like eggplant and chew like a Rottweiler?


Before you say something unflattering about an ex, remember who invited that person into your life.



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