Thursday, April 9, 2020

Ban The Virus

Do you believe that travel bans are an effective way of controlling a deadly pandemic? If so, would you support an international ban on travel by Americans?


The United States has the most cases of any country in the world by a HUGE margin. The rest of the world should be able to protect itself from infections Americans, right?


Q: What’s more obnoxious than an American tourist?

A: An American tourists with a fever!


Hahahahahaha!


It’s only fair, right? I mean, we’re like the kings of travel bans. We ban everyone! And now that we’re the COVID-19 poster child, the rest of the world can pay back the favor and ban US.


Hey, I know! Instead of “Yankee go home!” they can call it “Yankee STAY home!” It’s had a nice ring to it. Trump likes catchy slogans. Convince him that this was his idea, and he just might go for it.



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