POLITICS IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY
R2D2: We all have to work together to help Luke defeat the Evil Emperor.
C3PO: Oh, dear! I was hoping that Bernie Sanders was going to defeat the Emperor.
R2D2: That’s great! Bernie and his supporters can help. We need everyone’s help!
C3PO: But you see, I’m afraid that I wouldn’t feel comfortable supporting anyone other than Bernie.
R2D2: This is the Evil Empire that we’re talking about. They have a Death Star. They’re going to use it.
C3PO: Well, nobody wants that, obviously. I just don’t feel that Bernie has been treated fairly.
R2D2: Do the words “dead planet” mean anything to you?
C3PO: Well, now, you don’t have to get snippy! Of course I care about the planet. That’s why I’m supporting the Green Party.
R2D2: (Why do I even bother with this bleepity-bleep-wee-oo?)
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