Thursday, April 27, 2017

New York Minute 55 - That Mouth

A ten-year-old boy who looks to be from an upper middle class family is out riding bikes with his father. The kid tries to ride up onto the sidewalk from the street, but the front tire hits the curb and stops abruptly. The kid slides forward and hits the crossbar with the family jewels.

"Oh, DAMN!" the kid yells loudly. "I hit my COCK!"

Seriously? Would you have used language like that around your father at that age?


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