Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Playboy And The Baby Boomers

I came of age during the heyday of Playboy Magazine. It was a different time. Even our porn had class.

The articles were written by world-class writers. Everyone in Hollywood knew the publisher and went to parties at his house.

Imagine this. You could leave a copy of Playboy on the coffee table and invite guests over for wine and cheese. Don't try that today with a laptop and some website that you dig up on Google. You won't have any friends left.

Playboy. Just another reason why the Baby Boomers are the coolest generation of all! ;-)


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Monday, August 29, 2016

Remembering Gene Wilder

We enjoyed watching Gene Wilder's movies. Many of them are now considered iconic. At the time, we just thought that they were funny, sometimes shockingly so, but ultimately funny. And oh, so quotable!

The strange thing was that you didn't get the sense that the films were funny because Gene was in them. 

Gene didn't have an outsized personality. He wasn't loud. He didn't rely on gags or frantic physical pratfalls to get a laughs. Gene Wilder was soft-spoken and mild-mannered to a fault, and he played most of his characters with that same polite, reserved demeanor.

What we didn't realize at the time was that Gene's gentle, relatable personality was a critical ingredient in the success of his movies. Sure, Gene delivered his lines with expert timing. His facial expressions and his body language were highly developed for comedy. but his gift went so much farther.

Gene Wilder was uniquely suited to mine comedic gold from the most uncomfortable topics imaginable. 

In "The Producers," Gene made a farce of the dark side of show business fundraising. In "Blazing Saddles," he and director Mel Brooks tackled racism as boldly as any production has ever done so (in an all out comedic assault that could not be repeated today). In Woody Allen's brilliant "Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask," Gene found a way to get laughs from a topic so taboo that I'm not even going to mention it here. (Rent the video! Rent the video!)

This was Gene's gift, his most unique and special talent. He could make ANYTHING seem funny. Any topic. Under any circumstances. And he did it with a tenderness and a sensitivity that pulled us into the scene right along with him. We felt as though we were living through each subsequent ordeal with a close and trusted friend.

In 1976, Gene filmed "Silver Streak" with comedian Richard Pryor. Pryor, known for adult humor and explicit language in his stand-up routines, showed a much softer and more sensitive side when working with Wilder. The two friends went on to do several films together including 1980's "Stir Crazy," arguably their finest collaboration.

For most audiences, though, Gene will always be know as "Willie Wonka." (Sorry, "Young Frankenstein" fans!) In the iconic role or an iconic career, Gene Wilder lit up the screen as the pretentiously eccentric chief executive of the world's greatest candy company. With vast vats of chocolate and oompa loompas to spare, "Wonka" delivered the most mesmerizing family-friendly fantasy since a lipsticked girl from Kansas sang her way to fame along a yellow-brick road.

Gene Wilder, actor, philanthropist, comedic genius, and motion picture icon, left us today at the age of 83.



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Saturday, August 27, 2016

The Thought Process of Political Discourse

I spent some time this week pondering the human thought process. Theory One is that while some people prioritize reason in their thought process, others prioritize emotion. Theory Two is that everyone thinks emotionally, but different emotions are priorities.

This might explain why some of your friends and relatives believe strongly in things that are appalling to you (and vice versa). Further, it explains why you cannot convince them that they are wrong, no matter how much you argue with them.

Are with this information, I feel that I have a better understanding of Trump supporters. And also the Bernie or Bust people.




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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Band Camp

September is for school.

August is for Band Camp!


Critical Thinking

Conversations can be tricky, especially when you're talking to someone that you've never met before.

This one guy - I swear he must have graduated from Bong University. He had a masters in Critical Thinking from Reefer College. 

He was very sure of himself, and he liked to talk. Everything that he was saying seemed important to him. It just didn't make much sense.

It wasn't long before I had to get out of there. I couldn't take it anymore. I told the guy that I had to get to the store before they ran out of Corn Flakes. He said something about GMO destroying the planet as I walked away. I didn't look back.

If you find yourself in a similar situation, remember that it's not your fault. You didn't turn that person into a rambling lunatic. They were a mess long before they met you. 

Your responsibility is simple. Make a clean and graceful exit, and do it as soon as possible. You cannot win this battle. You cannot convince that person of anything by means of rational discussion. Unless you're interested in going to bed with them - for reasons that I won't judge - do yourself a favor, cut your losses, and get the hell out of there.




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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Schoolhouse Revolt

Why are children being sent to school two weeks before Labor Day? That's cruel and unusual punishment!

It's time to stage a revolt, kids! Stand up for your right to a decent summer vacation! Don't let some evil schoolboard rob you of your childhood! They never would have gotten away with this when I was a kid!


Sunday, August 21, 2016

The Importance of the Olympic Games

The world was different when I was a boy. The Cold War pitted East against West in a terrifying nuclear stalemate. Communist China was a closed society, not unlike today's North Korea (but much larger).

The Vietnam War as was raging. The Vietcong had the full backing of the Chinese. The daily "casualty report" was sobering, and there was no end in sight.

Americans were fiercely divided over Vietnam. Some felt that the war was not winnable and that the fortunes of Vietnam were not worth the sacrifice that our troops were making. Others felt that questioning the war effort was offensive to our troops and tantamount to treason.

The war was not the only divisive issue. The Generation Gap, Equal Rights, the environmental movement, and Women's Liberation were all hotly debated topics. Riots broke our in our cities, protests were staged on college campuses. The entire social "establishment" was being questioned and re-examined. And most disturbing of all, our political and ideological leaders were being assassinated with shocking frequency.

It's difficult to imagine now, even for those of us who lived through it, just how tense and catastrophically dangerous the world seemed at that time. And yet, in the midst of chaos, along came an event that boldly defied humanity's brutal modern tribalism.

I still remember the promotional message playing on our black and white console television. Athletes from around the world were going to assemble in one city for two weeks of competition in a wide variety of sports. Yes, even East Germany and our arch-nemesis, the USSR, would be participating. It was as though humanity was going to be given a much needed vacation from the specter of global nuclear annihilation. For seventeen days, we were just going to be people instead of sworn mortal enemies.

I cannot tell you how important that revelation was to me. In some ways, the Olympics seemed even bigger than the Space Program (the importance of which seemed HUGE at the time).

Humanity has accomplished some amazing things:

- the codification of knowledge, language, and thought

- the development of fine arts

- advancements to counter the effects of disease and suffering

- advancements in engineering, telecommunications, and transportation

Among these great achievements, I would list the Olympic Games. Every two years (with a few exceptions), and even in times of great challenge, the Olympics reaffirm of our ability to set our differences aside and cooperate as a global community, person to person, for common and altruistic and ultimately enjoyable goals.

Tribalism is still strong within the ranks of the human population. Look no farther than our current political discourse. But we do have the ability to rise above tribalism and sectarianism and nationalism, and we do it when it really matters. The Olympic Games show us the model for international cooperation, and they'll be back every few years to remind us of what we can achieve when we all work together.


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The Ryan Lochte Scandal

A guy gets drunk and breaks a cheap sign. 

Security guards show up extort money from the guy and his friends at gunpoint.

Crooked cops detain the guy's friends and extort thousands of dollars from them and their organization.

Is it fair to blame the drunk guy for all of this? Should we just accept it when armed men demand money from travelers without any type of legal procedure?

Ryan Lochte is not the villain in this story. He's not blameless, but other actors committed bigger crimes. And their names aren't showing up in the papers.


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Saturday, August 20, 2016

New York Minute 35 - PiƱa Colada Subway

The subway pulled into a station. The doors opened, and in walked a young lady wearing coconut-scented sunscreen. She stood right beside me. The whole car smelled like a giant piƱa colada.

Luckily, she exited at the next station, possibly to switch to a different subway line. I felt bad for the people on her next train.

The coconut smell was amazingly potent. I was glad to breathe normal, stinky subway air after that.

At the next station, a young, well-dressed male tourist stood on the platform vomiting - right in front of my door, the same door that Miss Coconut had used.

The dispatcher held the train in the station, which meant that the doors had to stay open. There I stood watching this poor guy barf for two minutes while his female companion stroked his back. I was tempted to pull out my phone and take a video, but I decided to spare the poor guy the added embarrassment.

Eventually, a lady working at the station walked over and asked the man if he was okay. He nodded affirmatively and said something that I couldn't hear. 

Finally, the doors closed and the train moved forward. I found myself wondering whether the guy had binged on bad oysters - or piƱa coladas.


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Friday, August 19, 2016

Trump Statue Removed Promptly from NYC Park

The New York City Parks Department wasted no time in removing an unflattering statue of Donald Trump from Union Square Park. When are they going to do something about the crazed addicts and indigent homeless people who have lurked and slept in our parks and on our streets for years?


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Monday, August 15, 2016

Olympic Moments

There have been so many wonderful moments in these 2016 Olympic Games at Rio.

- Michael Phelps made a strong case for being considered the greatest Olympic athlete in history.

- Usain Bolt made a strong case for being the greatest athlete in history by becoming the first person in history to three-peat gold medals in the 100m run.

- Simone Biles demonstrated why she is significantly better than any gymnast in history.

- The American swim team turned in one exciting performance after another with a tremendous contribution from both male and female athletes.

- Katie Ledecky left the competition in the dust (maybe in another time zone) while smashing her own world record in the 800m freestyle swim. 

- Ally Raisman put together a heartwarming comeback and defeated her nemesis to claim silver in the all-around gymnastics competition.

- The tiny nation of Fiji took the gold medal in their favorite sport of rugby.

But my favorite moment of the Rio Olympics so far was watching Wayde Van Niekerk of South Africa shatter Michael Johnson's long-standing world record in the 400m run. I watched in disbelief when Johnson set that record in 1999. It was so much faster than the previous record (also set by Johnson).

Van Niekerk dropped the record from 43:18 to 43:03 while running in the outside lane, an unenviable position from which no one had ever won an Olympic medal before. History has made before our very eyes.

Next up, I am looking forward to watching David Rudisha of Kenya defend his Olympic Gold Medal in the 800 meter run.


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Thursday, August 11, 2016

It's A Lie But Someone Believes It

"Hillary wants to abolish -- essentially abolish the Second Amendment." - Donald J. Trump

Okay, which is it? Abolish? Or essentially abolish (whatever that means)? Or nothing of the sort?

I can't remember any politician running at the national level in my lifetime who wanted to abolish the Second Amendment. I don't even know whether it's possible. Does anyone here think that two-thirds of the states would ratify removing an amendment from the Bill of Rights? The mere suggestion is laughable.

And yet, Trump levels this ludicrous charge against his rival. And there are well-meaning people out there who actually believe it. It makes me wonder how the human race survives. It really does.


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Saturday, August 6, 2016

Coverage of the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

There are so many talented, knowledgeable, highly-entertaining sportscasters in the world. Why did NBC feel that they needed to turn coverage of the Olympic Games over to a bunch of woefully under-qualified, popular culture commentators from The Today Show?

Jim McKay of ABC Sports was always so professional during his broadcasts. He would take time to talk about the athletes from each country. And it was actual athletic commentary, like who might have a good shot at a medal.

What did we get from the airheads of NBC? "Ha ha! Her name sounds like 'shit'! Ha ha! I said 'shit' on TV! And that's no shit!"

Do these people actually get paid for this revolting embarrassment? Well, obviously, somebody's getting paid. NBC couldn't play six minutes of coverage without cutting away to several minutes of commercials.

In the future, the very NEAR future, I hope that all Olympic coverage will be streamed uninterrupted over the Internet for at most a nominal fee. Big corporate money has all but ruined the experience for the viewer. 

Remember when the Olympics adhered to a strict "amateurs only" code. Well, that should be enforced for the broadcasting as well. Do it for the love of the games rather than for the extortion of every dollar that you can squeeze from an already overly commercialized system.

Finally, when you do put a microphone in someone's hand, please make certain that they know what they're talking about. The networks don't hire football coaches to comment on the dresses that women wear to the Oscars. I respectfully suggest that we don't need The Today Show to comment on sports.


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Friday, August 5, 2016

Donald Trump and his Incredible Rigged System

"The system is rigged!" claims Donald Trump as he tries to make sense of his swiftly falling poll numbers.

Trump was the darling of the Republican primary. He didn't appeal to a majority of Republican voters, but his "establishment" competition cancelled each other out by splitting their vote tallies. In that environment, Trump's outrageous statements didn't harm his leading position. There are enough Republican voters out there who feel that the system has let them down. (And to some degree, I agree with them. Outsourcing of manufacturing jobs has hurt this country's economy immeasurably.) 

But now, the whole country is watching. The majority of Americans do not admire Trump's stream of consciousness insults and petty sparring with people (including Republicans) who he feels have slighted him. The majority of American voters, along with an INCREASING number of Republicans, feel that these outbursts are indications of an immature, undisciplined temperament. 

That's why Trump's numbers are falling. A lot of people no longer see him as a serious candidate. In fact, the current trend indicates that Trump may damage Republican positions in the House and Senate. Don't blame the system. Blame the man who keeps opening his mouth and making reprehensible statements.


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