Tuesday, June 28, 2016

The Gun Controversy

Voters: Congress should consider banning gun sales to people on the terrorist no-fly list.

Gun lobby: The Government is trying to ban ALL guns! They're coming to YOUR house to take your guns away! Call your Congressmen!

Congress: We have received a lot of angry calls. The terrorists get to keep their guns for now. Have a nice day.


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