The two former rivals have worked out an arrangement for future cooperation. Althought the terms have not yet been made public, some details have been leaked to the press. To no one's surprise, most of it has to do with branding.
- The Atlantic City boardwalk will be renamed to Trump Atlantic City Boardwalk.
- The Garden State Parkway will change its name to The Garden State Trumpway; the Turnpike will be called the New Jersey Trumpike.
- Giants Stadium will be called Trump Stadium At The Meadowlands.
- A grand casino and development project will be erected near Fort Dix in South Jersey. The project's working title is Big Dix.
- The New Jersey Devils will change their name to the New Jersey Real Estate Moguls.
- Newart International Airport will be rebranded as Trump International Skyport.
- New Jersey Transit will be become Trump Railways.
- New Jersey's toxic waste sites will be repurposed and donated to a new water company called Trump Crystal Springs.
- The Delaware Water Gap will be developed and renamed to Trump Canyon. Paterson Falls will be known as Trump Waterfall.
- The City of Newark will be converted to an adventure style theme park called Trump Gangland.
- Rahway Prison will become the Trump Immigrant Detention and Waterboarding Complex.
- Princeton University, along with New Jersey's school systems - including some of the best school districts in the country - will be managed under the Trump University brand.
- Barnegat Lighthouse will be called Trump The Barnegat At Long Beach Island.
- The Pine Barrens will be known as Trump Fertile Pines.
- The entire Jersey Shore region will be rebranded as Trump State Shoreline, the longest contiguous stretch of exclusive private beach developments in the world.
- The formal name of the Governor's Mansion will be changed to Trumpthwacket, also known colloquially as Sell-Out City.
It's going to be huge!
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