I'm having trouble remembering things. I did some risky jaywalking moves that normally I would have avoided (dashing across the path of speeding cars and trucks). And I thought up a couple of jokes.
It's not unusual for me to have humorous ideas. What's different in this case is that the jokes are decidedly tasteless. I'm a little shocked that I even thought of these things. They're so far outside of my normal, harmlessly silly sense of humor.
So, what should I do with these shockingly offensive jokes? Forget that I ever thought of them? Where's the fun in that?
No, against my better judgment, I have decided to share the jokes with the world. (Maybe you can have some fun deciding which one is more offensive.)
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If you don't want to be offended, please stop reading now, or don't blame me later. You have been forewarned! ;-)
Last chance!
Stop reading now! :-)
Tasteless Joke Number One
Your boss tells you that he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you're getting a bonus this year. The bad news is that it's from Ron Jeremy.
Tasteless Joke Number Two
Vote for Clinton. She won't suck.
Ah, yes! I know! Disgusting, aren't they? Brain, what the devil have you been up to?
Did you notice that they're both penis jokes? And that both jokes have a celebrity angle? - I'm so anti-celebrity. I can't believe that I thought these up. What's wrong with me?
Yes, my brain seems to be malfunctioning. It's out of whack. It's gone off the reservation (note the tasteless reference to Native Americans).
Okay, that's it! I'm fried. I need to eat something.
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