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Friday, September 20, 2013
On Standing in a Line for an iPhone
Some people must love to be miserable. The people who shop on the day after Thanksgiving, for example. Or those idiots who are lining up today to but a new iPhone when they could come back in a day or two when the lines are gone. Is it really that important to buy the stupid thing on Day One?
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Copyright © 2013 Daniel R. South
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Prayer for the Day - 10 September 2013
Prayer for the Day - 10 September 2013
I thank The Lord for His grace and for the limitless bounty that He has provided in my life. I pray for those who are less fortunate. I pray for those who twelve years ago kissed their loved ones goodnight for the last time, for those who were lost on 9/11 and in the conflicts that followed, and the families that have lived with an empty chair at the dinner table ever since.
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I thank The Lord for His grace and for the limitless bounty that He has provided in my life. I pray for those who are less fortunate. I pray for those who twelve years ago kissed their loved ones goodnight for the last time, for those who were lost on 9/11 and in the conflicts that followed, and the families that have lived with an empty chair at the dinner table ever since.
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Saturday, September 7, 2013
Running Against Traffic
I was running south on one of New York's avenues today enjoying the sunshine on a 7.5 mile run. A guy on a bike passes me and shouts: "You're going against traffic, asshole!"
I make a quick U-turn, caught up to the guy at his cycling speed, and said. "I'm a pedestrian. I am required BY LAW to run facing the traffic."
He turned and shouted, "You're going against traffic, asshole!"
There's an old saying: God must love stupid people, because he sure made a lot of them.
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I make a quick U-turn, caught up to the guy at his cycling speed, and said. "I'm a pedestrian. I am required BY LAW to run facing the traffic."
He turned and shouted, "You're going against traffic, asshole!"
There's an old saying: God must love stupid people, because he sure made a lot of them.
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A Brief History Of Sex
1930's - There's a war and a depression going on, and they took our alcohol away. But we still have sex.
1940's - The war is over! Let's celebrate with sex!
1950's - It's not nice to have sex, and make sure that you don't ENJOY it.
1960's - Wow! I can have sex with just about anyone!
1970's - Wow! I've had sex with just about everyone!
1980's - Holy shit! I'm glad I didn't have sex with someone who had AIDS.
1990's - Take this pill. It will help you have better sex.
2000's - Do yoga. It will help you have better sex.
2010's - Oh no! Everyone I've had sex with is on Facebook!
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1940's - The war is over! Let's celebrate with sex!
1950's - It's not nice to have sex, and make sure that you don't ENJOY it.
1960's - Wow! I can have sex with just about anyone!
1970's - Wow! I've had sex with just about everyone!
1980's - Holy shit! I'm glad I didn't have sex with someone who had AIDS.
1990's - Take this pill. It will help you have better sex.
2000's - Do yoga. It will help you have better sex.
2010's - Oh no! Everyone I've had sex with is on Facebook!
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