Friday, January 17, 2020

Left Wing Dog Fight

It’s fascinating to watch the two far left candidates rip into each other with the bitterness that they typically reserve for moderates. Move over, Hillary! The Bernie or Busters have crowned a new Worst Woman In The World.


Ukraine Apology

Everyone involved in this Ukraine extortion scandal should fly over to Kyiv and apologize in person. On the way back, their brightly-colored red, white, and blue 737 MAX can make an unscheduled layover at the Tehran airport.



Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Songs About Girls

It’s hard to find a song that’s not about a girl.


Ah, January!

Ah, January, when projects pick up and deadlines loom, and you have to work like a horse when you’re as sick as a dog.



Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Elect An Ass

Elect an ass, get shit.


The Measure Of A Man

The true measure of a man is not how well he does for himself, but how thoughtful he is to others and how effectively he nurtures those who depend on him for support.



Thursday, January 2, 2020

In Passing

We can take two lessons from the sudden passing of Senator Lindsay Graham. First, we never know how much time we have left. Focus on what...