J.D. Vance and Success

J.D. Vance thinks that if you’re poor, it’s your fault. You should have done what he did to succeed.

1. Find a billionaire who will give you multiple cushy jobs where you don’t do any real work.

2. Write a book that trashes your hometown community.

3. Have your billionaire friend bankroll your Senate campaign, the most expensive in history.

4. Suck up to the guy you once called “America’s” H**ler” until he gives you a big opportunity.