Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Inflation Rates

MAGA blames Biden for inflation while simultaneously praising authoritarian leaders. Let’s compare inflation rates.


USA (Biden): 3 percent

Russia (Putin): 9 percent

Hungary (Orbán): 16 percent

Egypt (Sisi): 27 percent

Venezuela (Maduro): 50 percent (down from 2,000,000 percent in 2018. That’s not a typo.)

Turkey (Erdogan): 71 percent

Argentina (Millei): 272 percent



Monday, July 22, 2024

Good Humor

Trump calls Harris “Laughing Kamala.” What does he call is wife, “Scowling Melania?”


We should be grateful that the Vice President is a warm, genuine, and joyful person, unlike the bitter emotional train wrecks of trump world.



Saturday, July 20, 2024

J.D. Vance and Success

J.D. Vance thinks that if you’re poor, it’s your fault. You should have done what he did to succeed.

1. Find a billionaire who will give you multiple cushy jobs where you don’t do any real work.

2. Write a book that trashes your hometown community.

3. Have your billionaire friend bankroll your Senate campaign, the most expensive in history.

4. Suck up to the guy you once called “America’s” H**ler” until he gives you a big opportunity.



Saturday, July 13, 2024

The Best Exercise

Dr. Ruth died at 96. Richard Simmons at 76. Sex is the best exercise.



Monday, July 8, 2024

Record Heat

Record heat and destructive storms brought to you by the fossil fuel industry. Fossil fuels - You’re going to die anyway; why not make us rich in the process?



Sunday, July 7, 2024

Air Quality

I went for a short run this evening. The heat was manageable, but the air quality is awful. I could feel the particulate matter collecting in my mouth. It was like inhaling soot.



Corrupt Courts

You know your country is in trouble when corrupt courts start making up rules to protect the mob boss from criminal liability, and the mob boss is running for president.



Random Thoughts - 20250507

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