Q: Why did the stern mortician refuse to cremate bodies promptly?
A: They have to urn it.
Q: How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and another to argue that a different brand of bulb would have been better.
Q: Why did the photographer fire her publicist?
A: She wasn’t getting the right exposure.
Q: A man took his wife’s fancy camera on a whale watching tour. He accidentally dropped the camera in the ocean. What did his wife say when he returned home?
A: I shutter to think about it.
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