Biden Team: We have something that belongs to you.
Archives: We’ll be right over.
Biden Team: Here you go.
Archives: Thanks!
(meanwhile)
Archives: We think you have something that belongs to us.
Trump Team: We don’t think so.
Archives: Can you please check?
Trump Team: We’ve checked.
Archives: We’re sending a subpoena.
Trump Team: Okay, there might be a few things, We’ll send them over.
Archives: Thanks, but we think there should be more.
Trump Team: Doubt it.
Archives: Mind if we stop by?
Trump Team: (Quick! Hide the good stuff.) Um, okay.
Archives: You found some more?
Trump Team: Yes. Here you go!
Archives: Is that all of it?
Trump Team: Absolutely
Archives: Will you sign your name to that?
Trump Team: Um. Our junior counsel will sign. She’s not too bright.
Archives: We think there’s still more.
Trump Team: We said no.
Justice Dept: Open up! We have a warrant.
Trump Team: So unfair!
Justice Dept: Geez! Look at all of this stuff! We’re going to need a truck.
Trump Team: That’s ours. We declassified it.
Judge Cannon: Don’t look at what you found.
Archives: Are you serious? This belongs to us.
Judge Cannon: He says it belongs to him. Executive privilege.
Archives: We’re the executive. We have the privilege.
Judge Cannon: Pick a special master.
Justice Dept: I can’t believe this.
Special Master: I can’t believe I’m doing this.
Justice Dept: Is this really necessary?
Appeals Court: No, it’s just silly. You may proceed.
Trump Team: So unfair! Oh, wait! We found some more.
Fox Noise: Hey, look! Biden did the same thing!
